DISLIKES
Sadly there will always be more

I started this because I knew a short little list with a couple of words would never cover the scope of all the things I find annoying or stupid. The thing is, most people find this shit in some way irritating so none of it should surprise anyone. Oh, and there not in any real order; I just add them when I notice them so there is a chance some are repeated (if so please tell me). Also, I swear a lot (and rightly so), you have been warned.

And yes, I am fully aware that I have done several of the things listed here in my lifetime. You can be sure I get very angry at myself for doing it afterwards. I try to catch myself but no one is perfect. dislike: people who complain about "plot holes" in a show that is cancelled. Its not a plot hole, its just not finished. A writer, unless they know they only have so many episodes, doesn't explain everything right away because that would ruin the experience and the show. I am sure they had every intention of explaining things and working out these so called holes but they never got the chance. It's not their fault people its the stupid execs who canclled the show. people who make the person who makes the least money to pay the most I dislike how everyone thinks they have it the hardest (oh my job is so much harder) why are there so many female ocs? let me spell something out for you. when your dealing with a fandom that is all guys or mostly guys, sorry but the natural course is not just to work within the lines and make them all gay. its not always because we "just have to hook up with our favorite character", sometimes its the only way to change things up and to explore certain storylines. which, yes, means there will be a lot of crappy female ocs out there but thats how it is always going to be. and remember, the reverse is true when there is a fandom full of women or mostly women. talking to someone who only wants to talk about themselves and having an uncontrollable urge to just be self-centered and talk about yourself - not because you are self-centered but because on one ever asks about you and yours dislike - people who think that when you include magic in a story then "anything can happen and everything can be fixed by magic" - nope, magic is not a cure all, not in any story I have ever read. It usua;;y does more harm then good and is the thing that causes all the trouble in the first place. dislike: when people say something and its alright for them to say it and laugh about it but when I say it suddenly its no ok and is embarassing to them - and it has nothing to do with context or location or whose around People who don't get involved - People need to learn that there is a difference between not getting involved and not getting involved unless it's necessary. When someone is having any argument that is between them, no, you don't need to get involved. However, if someone is being bullied or is clearly hurting as a result of what's going on, then yes, you should jump in with both feet. If we don't get involved and step up then we are just reinforcing the belief that things don't get better, that we really don't care. That is the real message you're sending your kids: Don't get involved because its not your business to help someone in need, to try and make the world better, or to show your a good person. Sure, fine, don't get involved, just don't act all surprised when someone doesn't come help you when your in need. That's the world you created after all.

People who complain "their not as good anymore" - People say this a lot about bands, that their not the same as when they first released such and such cd. News flash: people change over time! They grow! Yeah imagine that, new experiences actually affect people! Wanting someone else's work to stay the same just because you like it a certain way is selfish and makes you look like a total failure at life when saying things like that.

People who complain "its complicated" - No its not. You're just making it complicated by not just straight up doing and asking what you need to. Stop being a wuss and step up to the plate!

People who say fanfiction isn't "real" writing - I am putting words down on paper, forming them into a story = its fucking "real" writing. Ok, so they mean it in a different way, but I really don't care because they are morons. People write fanfiction because they enjoy the fandom, because they want to expand on different plotline's with various characters. Just because they do, however, does not mean they don't have original ideas or that they are fake/bad writers. No one has the right to tell me how to use my imagination and my skills. I will write what I like and if you don't like it then don't fucking read it and go away.

People who say "it's just a cheap version of the infinitely superior..." - High horse much? Bit of truth: just because you think something is better doesn't mean that it is. Not to mention that there hasn't been an original idea in Entertainment for ages so the fact that certain things are similar is a moot point. Basically I am saying, get over yourself. Liking one show over another doesn't make you cool, more popular, better than anyone else, etc. and trying to act like it does just makes you look like a total jackass.

The phrase "it's a poor man's..." - This one goes along with the above. This is the new way of saying "only the 'little people' like that". It doesn't do anything for your argument people, except of course prove that you're the same as a country club pansy bitch who likes to dig that stick up his ass a little deeper everyday.

People who complain that something is 'dated' - Well no shit! It wasn't made yesterday genius!

When you post an apartment review and, since its good, people automatically assume you must secretly be management - Honestly... because I actually enjoy were I live it has to be a scam? Just because your life sucks doesn't mean mine does. If you don't like where you live how about you fucking move!

People who say actors are paid to be have their privacy invaded for our pleasure - NO! They get paid to make movies/shows. Period! Just because they entertain you does not mean you can invade every aspect of their lives. Here's a thought, get your own fucking life and stop trying to live vicariously through someone else!

The idea of idiot proofing - People make mistakes, you don't have to make it 'idiot proof', just make it where if they do make a mistake it's still ok or easily fixed. Idiot proof sounds like your dragging yourself down rather than trying to make things easier.

People who complain that going green costs more - These are the people who would rather pay thousands of dollars more over their lifetimes than just pay a bit extra up front. If you want to waste all your money fine with me but, personally, I would rather go for the option that will SAVE me money in the long run. So while I am enjoying a nice vacation you can sit at home and wonder how your going to pay your bills.

People who can't accept the answer "I just don't" - Somethings can't be explained, sometimes we just don't like something because we don't.

People who complain about prices at the Salvation Army or other thrift stores - I actually heard some woman complaining that she didn't buy anything because she wasn't going to pay "full price" for something and couldn't find anything good on sale. Full price? You're at a fucking SALVATION ARMY!!! Full price is department store $30 for a t-shirt you ungrateful bitch.

People who say someone needs to grow "tougher skin" - No, it's not about being blunt or straight to the point or telling someone what they don't want to here. You can do all that and STILL be nice about it, STILL treat the other person with dignity and respect. Bottom line is you're just an ass who is trying to make excuses for your bad manners and behavior. Grow some fucking balls and learn to treat people with curtesy. It takes a lot stronger of a person to be truthful and respectful than it does to just be a total ass, that's the cheap way out.

People who are so worried about THEIR image that they come down on those around them - I once edited a wikipedia page about my aunt and made a couple, easily overlooked, spelling errors. My parents gave me holy hell because I 'didn't do it perfectly' and because 'it reflects poorly on them and my aunt when their daughter can't do something right' (seriously they said that). It's a fucking wiki page not an end-all scientific journal or something for one and two, if I happen to miss something, there's about 10 million other people out there who can easily fix it. Chill the fuck out. Honestly, I got chastised for like an hour be each of them for a couple stupid spelling errors... how about, rather than yelling at me, you just fucking log on and fix the damn errors yourself!!! Apparently, you're to freaking lazy to get off your ass and handle your own 'image' yourself. Nah that's what your minions *cough* I mean -children- are for right? We're just accesories to make you look good... fucking hypocrites.

People who say 'oh you're just jealous' seriously - It's the new black to 'its all about me, deal with it'. Yes, because the world revolves around you. Sorry, I'm not jealous, but I do feel sorry for you.

Pessimists who always have to be right - Talk about not wanting to have a conversation with someone!!! Sorry I ever said anything, really! How do people actually like hanging around with these people?? "Yeah well that sucks because..." "But it doesn't have to if you..." "No it still sucks because..." "But..." "No it still sucks because..." Jesus Christ shut the fuck up and go sit in your 'everything sucks' corner all by yourself!

People who make 'joke' threads about heating topics but don't say their joke threads and then laugh at the people who post - Generally I try to ignore these threads (fake or not), but when I come across one where someone has posted thinking it was a real discussion and they get called an idiot because "dude its a joke" -when nowhere does it say that its a joke up until than- it annoys me greatly. Just because you're too much of an idiot to say that you're just being an idiot doesn't mean you can make fun of someone else who is reacting to what they assume is genuine. Here's a shocker: YES! People will actually take threads about racism seriously! Imagine that! Normally I would say think before you post but if your making joke threads about racism than you're probably to much of an idiot to even do that.

People who are part of an outcast group who complain when someone tries to show them in a good light - Talk about self fulfilling prophecy, you're contributing to you're own negative image genius. I recently watched a documentary on witches, it showed how they have evolved through the ages and spoke with some well known people in the religion. It was a good show, painting witches as every day neighbors -people who just happened to believe something different-, yet go online and you would think it was the devil from all the stupid self proclaimed "real witches" out there. So they talked to someone you don't personally like, get a grip! So they included the Salem Witch Trails which doesn't have much of anything to do with actual witches, yeah, wanna know why? Because its a fucking part of the history surrounding witches which is what the damn show is about! It's a show about the general history of witches for the average, every day viewer and it tries hard to show that most people view witches wrongly, yet these "real witches" are taking it as the end all show on 'what is a witch'. These "real witches" are real jokes and are a disgrace to actual real witches.

People who say 'if its out there, why haven't we found it yet' - That's bullshit. Make your self sound so superior why don't you. The human race does not know everything, we will be making new discoveries for centuries to come. We cannot view every inch of this planet all at once all the time and until we can, we have no right to act like its fucking rulers.

When you say 'I would gladly give my life for another' and someone's first response is 'why aren't you in the military then?' - There are other ways to help people than being in the fucking military. There are other ways to die to protect someone too. Just because I don't feel the need carry a gun around or lay down my life for a government that doesn't give a shit about me does not mean I wouldn't jump in front of a bullet to save someone if I could. Give every day heroes the respect they deserve.

People who define others by the company they keep - That's another way of saying guilt by association. Sorry doesn't work that way. I hang out with people who get wasted at parties but I don't drink. I hang out with people who like guns but I could care less about them. These people are some of my best friends and yet we are very different in areas. I think you need to try again. Try not to generalize this time, it only makes you look like an idiot.

People who ask you to do something and you do but then ask you to send them everything cause they "just want to look" - It's the nice way of saying "I don't fucking trust that you did everything right so I have to check". If its going to be that way that you can do the damn work yourself!

People who assume that everything I do I want to somehow improve on - Yeah sure, a little advice on improvement is never bad, but that doesn't mean I always want it. It might surprise some people but sometimes I actually do things for fun! Yes, fun! Meaning, I could give a crap less about improving anything. The moment I have to look at something and say "ugh gotta pick up the pencil again and work on this damn thing..." will be the moment I STOP doing it. If I want your critique I will ASK FOR IT, otherwise keep your opinions to yourself and just let me enjoy myself as that is all I am trying to do.

The phrase 'brutally honest' - People who review stories say this like it actually means that their going to tell you the whole truth and not hold anything back, like their reviews will tell you things you don't want to hear but thing that need to be said. ...people have obviously forgotten what the hell brutal and honest mean. Brutal: savage, cruel, inhuman, crude, harsh, exhausting, irrational, unreasoning. Honest: honorable, fairness, sincere, frank, genuine, unadulterated, respectable, truthful, creditable. These two words mean the complete opposite of each other, how exactly can you be sincere and fair while at the same time cruel and irrational?? Brutally honest entails that, sure you'll tell me what you think is the sincere and unadulterated truth, but your going to be a total fucking dick about it and the 'truth' might be complete irrational. Frankly I would never want a review from a person who uses this phrase. People mean well, but if they can't even get this part right... yeah.

The phrase 'you just don't do that' - One of those "polite society" phrases. "You just don't show affection in public", "you just don't swear in public"... bullshit. And its even more bullshit when they can't even explain why and just say "because you don't." Just because you were raised to foolishly believe that there is a "proper" way that everyone in the world should behave doesn't make you right. Don't push your uptight, outdated beliefs on me. If you want to be around only people who "behave well in polite society" than gather them up and go live in a box because right now your in the real world and in the real world people understand that just because someone kisses in public doesn't make them any less a person.

People who say "I'm a curious/weird mixture of" and then list a bunch of things that go together - How does being "friendly but shy, open yet reserved, sweet but evil if you make me mad" make you curious/weird?? That just makes you a normal person as we're all friendly, open, and sweet or shy, revered, and evil depending on the situation. Now if it was something like "open with strangers but not friends, sweet with animals but I hate people" that is more curious/weird. As it stands you're just trying to make yourself sound more interesting and its not working.

People who assume that a character was created for whatever the popular fanfom is at the time just because they have characteristics of that fandom - Just because I have a vampire character with Amber/Hazel eyes does not mean I got the idea from Twilight, just because I happen to have a mutant character does not mean I created them just because the new X-Men movies came out. It is possible to have similar ideas and hey it is possible to like something before it fucking becomes popular!

People who think being condescending is the same thing as being truthful - "Just because I am not telling you what you want to hear" is bullshit, if you want to make yourself feel oh so intelligent and self important by putting me down than fine, but don't expect me to fucking listen to a word you say. I like when people are honest and truthful about what they think, but don't expect me to be pleasant when you start talking down to me.

People who think that, just because I am meek, they can walk all over me - I may be meek, I may not like to get in someone's way, I may prefer to let others go before me but that does not give you the right to not ask my opinion or to just assume I will be fine with whatever you want. I am a nice person, I like letting others go before me, but that doesn't mean I don't have my own opinions (strong opinions at that) and that doesn't mean I can't bitch at you when you don't ask for them when needed.

People who complain that most fanfic OC's are female - Yes, part of that is because lots more women over men write fanfic's. But it seems lots of people have failed to notice that generally 90% of the canon and popular characters are all fucking men!!! If I wanted to read about a male hero than I could just pick up ANY random book or movie out there!! We have enough male OC's from the canon thank you very much, now let the fandom even the playing field.

People who use age as a sign of wisdom - This dislike is only for those people who do this but clearly don't know what they are talking about. I have had my car for years and know exactly how all its buttons work, but dad looks at it for two seconds and is suddenly an expert. And because he's "lived longer" and "has been driving for X number of years" he knows what he is talking about and so he must be right. Nope sorry, I was.

People who use the phrase 'don't argue with me' - People, mostly 'adults' say this because their not hearing what they want to hear. Seriously, who goes out and actually wants to start arguments with people? (And yes I mean serious arguments, not those assholes who love to bicker with people.) You asking me something and I tell you the truth, my perception of the situation, just because you don't like what you're hearing does not mean I am trying to argue with you, it doesn't mean I am trying to make you angry or upset you either. You're making yourself upset because you are being stubborn and selfish and refusing to listen to the other side of the story. You want to be called an adult, act like one.

People who complain it's always Americans who save the world in movies/shows - Well no shit. You're watching an American made movie dumbass! In a Japanese movie it's always a Japanese person who saves the world and likewise with any other movie... it all depends on the country of origin. Stop looking for problems when there aren't any.

People who complain that all spaceships (or whatever) made for tv/movies look alike - There's really not much else they can do, its a freaking spaceship after all! Its like saying all hospitals look alike cause they have white walls. Sorry but something new and grand cannot be created everything single time. Life is boring, deal with it.

Private trackers with a ratio - Someone else says it best: "The whole concept of having to build up a buffer to download what you want is anathema to the whole concept of free distribution." What business of yours is it what I want to download and when? If I want to only seed something with a few seeds rather than one that already has a hundred that's my business. So is if I want to download through a torrent but share through megaupload. Ratios are just more elitist crap, basically they are an excuse for people to be rude to others. I am proud to be on the banned list of those fucking assholes.

People who think just because the show has a gay/black/whatever character on it then said character is the "token gay/black/whatever" - Umm here's a thought, it's called a story. It's called reality. All kinds and colors live in every single walk of life so why not try stepping out of your little hole in the ground every once in a while and taking notice that hey "these people actually do exist normally!!! Imagine that!!!"

People who complain when a franchise makes a new show that isn't exactly like the old one/ones - So its character-driven and not all action and evil bad guys-driven... get the fuck over it. The franchise has a right to branch out in whatever direction it wants to and do whatever it wants to ITS OWN property. "But we have rights as fans..." Bullshit. Fans have no rights of any kind. You appreciate what you are given or you're not a fan. Period. "But doing that will alienate their fans..." yeah you maybe, but that doesn't mean everyone is so stuck on keeping everything the exact same forever. And so what if they alienate their fans, that's their right after all. However, if they drive all their fans away then guess what, no more show. They know that. As such their not going to drive their fans away. "But they did this..." umm yeah just because you don't like it doesn't mean all the other fans won't either. High horse... think about it and then get the fuck down.

People who mock you with your own short comings - I don't do it because I am trying to be smart or cause I want to make you feel like an idiot. I know its wrong and I know its annoying, but yeah its something I do without thinking and I know I need to work on it. However that doesn't mean you can mock me by doing the same thing back to me simply because of something you perceive is happening. There is a big difference between trying to be an ass and unintentionally being one.

People who know your working on a project and so do a half assed version of their own just to get it down faster to show it off first and claim the "glory" - Yes, because doing a piss poor version of valid work is going to get you anything but "hey you missed this"'s or "umm that part is wrong"'s. And really? Why even waste your time if 1. you know a actual good copy is coming and 2. you know you're going to do a shitty job and just get laughed at for it? There is no "glory" in that, just complete stupidity.

NaNoWriMo - National Novel Writing Month. November. ...someone explain to me why we need a special month to write 50,000 words? Why do we need a special month or day for anything?? Just do it whenever you want! Seriously do we have to be competing against each other to actually get something done? What does that say about us as a culture? Nothing but bad things that's what. And besides that, people are in such a hurry to be done that everything is complete and total garbage. And are they going to take the time to rework it? Of course not, "that's the charm of nanowrimo" they'll say. Fuck that. I would rather take my time and do something good then rush out some piece of shit and try to say I am a writer...you're not even close.

People who make fun of others for "paying for pixels" on free sites - Free game and community sites (Neopets, Gaia, Wikipedia, Myspace, etc)...we all use them, we all love them and yet some assholes feel the need to make fun of those who donate real money to these sites to get "pixels". I'm sorry, why is this a bad thing? I actually want these sites to actually umm you know stay around!!! It might be free for you but it costs them millions of dollars to keep things up and running for your ungrateful ass. "Oh but they have all those damn advertisement banners..." yeah to keep the site fucking running cause your to damn cheap to donate a few of your oh so precious dollars to something you enjoy. "Well people shouldn't be getting stuff for it...." Its called a thank you gift. Just like when you go to a wedding and you get a thank you card or you donate to someplace like Knight of Columbus and they give you a piece of candy. Its called a nice gesture of thanks and the people who donate deserve it. Unlike your sorry ass who just whines cause you can't get it cause your too cheap.

People complain about American Live Action Movies by saying "since it was made in Japan, the characters should be Japanese" - Kill yourself. You're an embarrassment to the anime community. This is especially true for characters born on another fucking planet!! Really, try and explain to me how they have to be Japanese when they were born on Mars. Even with anime's based in Tokyo, that does not mean all the characters HAVE to be Japanese. People need to remember that anime is draw to have universal appeal which is why the characters DON'T all have straight black hair and Asian eyes. Got that? They are deliberately made NOT to look Japanese! But aside from the looks, nationality wise, sure they can be Japanese...but that has nothing to fucking do with their appearance!! So a live action movie based on an anime is perfectly fine casting a white actor who looks the part to play the role of a character who happens to be of Japanese nationality. ...oh sorry, was that too much truth and logic for you?

People who complain when someone in a movie dies in a hospital - Since when have hospitals become the gods of life and death? You CAN die in a hospital no matter how little you are injured. In fact many people actually die from illnesses they got from going to the hospital in the first place. Oh and by the way....its a freaking movie!!

People who argue with those who don't like someone's acting or whatnot by saying 'I'd like to see you do better' - Yes just because someone doesn't like a certain actors acting means they must prove they could to it better. Where does this idiotic backwards logic come from? Have we run out of actual good arguments that we have to resort to this shit? Really...that's sad...

People who laugh at the pain and misfortune of others - You will get a swift kick in the private sectors as a personal gift from me. That is all.

People who say thank you when someone calls them a jerk and they aren't joking - Why is being a jerk a compliment? Because our current society rewards these people with money, power, and sex. The only think they get from me is.... Yep, nothing.

DTTPAY Threads on Gaia who have a minimum gold donation but people get banned if they donate it - You can't get pissy when someone donates the minimum amount YOU set. Its called a minimum for a reason and hey some people can't donate more. If you don't like getting such a low amount then RAISE the fucking minimum!!! It just makes you look like a total snot when you say there is a minimum but that people have to donate more or get banned.

People who say Sailor Moon sucks but like Inuyasha, Naruto, etc - Really...they have the same type of feel and all that. I don't see how they are different. Teenage magic and romance that's about all they are. Sailor Moon was just first and paved the way for the rest. Give credit were credit is due.

People who pronounce acronym's - This basically only applies to online ones. I mean come on! Why would you need to use L.O.L. in a conversation in real life? Do you honest think you sound even remotely intelligent while the others around you are actually laughing and your going "luls luls!!". These people need to be smacked.

People who think saying it to much devalues the meaning - People who think saying I love you or something a lot makes it mean less are crazy! Granted saying it over and over again doesn't mean you love someone more and more oh so much. But saying it every day or what not will not devalue anything. It might actually prove to these idiots that emotions don't get weaker simply because someone talks a lot.

People who write things out by pronunciation and think its literate - I have noticed this with a lot of Death Note fans. Idiot people who think because its pronounced a certain way by a Japanese voice actor then well that just has to be how we spell it. His name is LIGHT not RIGHTO. Its L not LU. Not only have we lost our ability to spell things out but now, apparently, we have lost our ability to know that something said in another language should not affect how we pronounce something in our own.

Anyone and absolutely everyone who thinks that anything can be original anymore - Yeah sure, a lot of people will have a problem with this one but think about it. Thinking humans have been around for as long as humans have been. In literacy, every single story line can be boiled down to something like six universal story lines. I think people are arrogant who believe otherwise, just the same with people who think there isn't life elsewhere in the universe.

People who say fan service like its a bad thing - When the third live action Death Note movie came out, it was clearly a fan service for the fans of the character L. And yet because it wasn't exactly the same as the previous movies or exactly the specific story line they wanted, they bitched and bitched. Not only do these people need to STFU but they also need to GTFU! Its a FAN service which means they didn't have to do it at all but they did it solely to make you, the fans, happy. BE FUCKING HAPPY!! In the future I would so not be surprised if they didn't give you shit. You don't deserve it.

People who are so caught up in the "Britishness" of Harry Potter that they complain about anything related to it that is not British - Thinking that all British people run around saying mum and talking in slang and drinking tea and such....you are a stereotypical idiot. Its like thinking that all Canadians go around saying a? and wearing flannel. I know British people, my sister dated an exchange student from there for like a year. He never once said mum, it was ALWAYS MOM. Don't bitch at me because I have a REAL understanding of British people.

When people say "this movie ripped this scene from this movie" - This goes with my nothing is original dislike above. ABSOLUTELY everything can be seen as something from somewhere else, especially in the movies. There's only about a million different movies for every single person alive....

People who pull apart every detail of a movie and say "it couldn't have happened that way" or "that's not possible" and so the movie obviously sucks - First off its a fucking movie. Second off its fiction, anything is possible. Third off, your a fucking ass. Enjoy the damn movie for what it is. So the spaceship can't do that in real life....when its a fucking SCI-FI movie. And unless your a spaceship engineer, I don't want to listen to any shit you think you know.

People who are so "protective" of anime that they go crazy when something is announced as live action - OMG live action "insert anime"??!?! No way! They will totally ruin it. Yes it will have changes, its a fucking different media and all you know. It is not possible in any way to do everything on screen that you can on paper. And so what if the story line or characters are changed a bit? I feel that people show they truly love something if they are able to accept it in all its forms. People who just love the anime/manga and bitch and moan about it being a live action show/movie just show how selfishly exclusive they are...even over the same damn characters and stories! They remind me of preppy rich kids sometimes....

People who try to place real life races on anime characters - Oh no they cast an American to play Goku in the live action Dragon Ball movie! Goku is so obviously Japanese since its a Japanese anime. Give me a fucking break. Goku was born on another fucking PLANET!!! How could he possible American OR Japanese. People do the same thing with Spike from Cowboy Bebop...he was born on MARS!!! Stupid complaining....your just proving how fucking LITTLE you know about the anime your bitching over.

People who dislike movies cause they have "no name" actors - Everyone was a "no name" actor at some point. Everyone wants to be "new and original and be oh so cool by liking obscure music and such" but they can't tolerate "no name" actors? WTF? Give them a chance and, as much as I hate hearing it, you'll have a chance to brag "I liked them before they were cool".

Smile like no one is watching - Honestly, really...who the fuck cares who is watching when they smile???? And why should it matter if someone is watching??? Just fucking smile!!!

Practice what you preach - I am hearing a lot of people say there is a lack of compassion these day and yet I don't see them helping at all even moments after they say it! How hard is it to be compassionate...to at least care? Its not like someone is asking you for anything, just that you notice and actually feel something for someone else other then your arrogant selves.

People who cause trouble and then totally go crazy when someone asks them to leave - Or when someone else does it for them. Example: Person A makes a discussion to talk about a movie and Person B says only that "it sucks". Person A asks them kindly to leave and not ruin the actual discussion the others are having, so Person B must of course call Person A a Nazi and quote the bill of rights. Seriously...your being a fucking irritating dick and someone asks you NICELY to leave and you go postal because "your a Nazi and I have a right to say anything I want anywhere I want!!" I love freedom of speech, but have some common sense! Your being distributive and adding nothing to a conversation of people actually talking in paragraphs. If they ask, in all sincerity, for you to please expand on your thoughts or kindly leave, what the fuck makes you think they are a Nazi??? I would shoot Person B on sight for being a troll and an idiot.

People who listen to obscure bands and then act superior - Because its just so bad to listen to mainstream bands. These are the people who stop being a fan once the band gets popular. Talk about being full of shit right there, if your a fan your a fucking fan. Liking something doesn't stop when others start liking it too. Aside from that what makes you so superior simply because when you name off your band likes no one knows who they are? Oh yeah your such a punk listening to the underground stuff yeah...no. Your a fucking idiot who is trying to find the smallest niche possible to define yourself with and once it becomes mainstream...crap...gotta look around again for another. Get a life seriously, these doesn't make you cool or place you above anyone, it places you far below because others don't need obscure music to define how "whatever" they are.

People who pass you when you go the speed limit - Sorry not speeding fast enough for you? I love watching these idiots get pulled over, makes my day.

People who say "you only like the song because they play it on the radio all the time" - Yeah genius, they play it all the time because people request it all the time. There is a system behind it all you know? These are people who listen to the bands obscure songs and then judge the other fans who only know the ones played on the radio. They say your not as big of a fan and what not....people really like to be on big horses don't they? Your not fucking great just because you purposely set it up to make them look foolish. The very moment you become condescending, you lose any right you have to be seen as superior.

People who don't read everything before they ask a question - It says on the menu what comes on the sandwich but they still ask what goes on it....heard of reading? Isn't that what eyes are for?

People who watch movies made years ago who say they suck because they don't compare to modern movies - No fucking shit Sherlock! West Side Story is not all decked out in CG so I guess it just sucks....real critics know what their talking about before they open their mouths, your just spouting bullshit.

People who complain they are bored ALL the time but then never want to do anything when you ask them - So your bored...when someone suggests going out to do something don't say no you don't want to! The point of doing something is to not be bored! All this shows is that 1) your a hypocrite and 2) that you just fucking like to complain.

People who do this "then again I'm not an Honors English student majoring in English so I guess my opinion isn't as high and mighty." - Condescending fuckers, your just as bad as the people your trying to put down. And your just as lame in your attempts too.

People who do this "Emma Roberts admitted that she's never even read them. How sad is that?" - So Emma has never read the Harry Potter books? What's the big deal? She doesn't need to read them to do the part, why is that so fucking sad to you? What gives you the right to judge someone simply because they haven't done something you have. How sad are you?

People who assume I am not part of the goth "lifestyle" because I don't "live the lifestyle" - OMG I don't always wear black, I don't go to clubs, or listen to industrial all the time. Big fucking deal! Goth is not about any of that shit and if you believe that then get your so completely non-goth ass away from me. I go to clubs and can look around a full room and see only five people I would consider real goths. Very sad, but I don't call the others posers or anything, their just not goths. Goth is just WHO you are not WHAT you wear/listen to/do/etc and not even what you are. Learn that then talk to me.

People who think walking away from someone is a bad thing - I walk away so I don't punch you in the face. Its a good thing.

People who say things like "I figured it out after 15 minutes of film, and I thought it was really obvious actually." - Well good for you, now how about you get the high stick out of your ass and come down here and discuss the film with the rest of us God of film knowledge? Just because you caught it and someone else didn't doesn't mean you get to act all superior. I congratulate you on your observation skills but condemn you on your ability to convey it correctly.

People who think 28 Days/Weeks Later is about zombies - There not dead idiots! Its an "infection of rage", your so called zombies are still very much alive just mutated. How about you pay closer attention.

People who say "get over it" - I will fucking get over it when I damn well please. Why do I have to work on your schedule?

People who play mean jokes and then laugh at you when you get mad - Sorry but I will never find telling someone their mother is dead funny. And if you do, don't ever come talk to me because the first think I will do is automatically set my mind to understand everything you say as pure bullshit.

People who say "*blank* isn't an anime. It was made in he U.S." - Anime is a short term for animation. Anime=animation hence anything animated=anime, learn about your hobbies before you spout bullshit about them!!!! "Well its a slang term to refer to only animation from Japan"...duh only to lame Americans idiot. Go to Japan and say anime, they think of both Akira and Disney.

People who say "why do you always have to be right?" - Umm dumbass, right is right. Doesn't matter who the hell is giving the right answer. If one person is continually doing it means their smart and you should listen to them. Their always right cause your retarded.

People who bitch at other fans for "just now finding out stuff" when "true" fans should already know - True fans care about the fucking music and not every tiny detail of the singers life and true fans don't alienate other fans. Get off your high horse, your harness is showing.

People who don't read Authors notes or warnings/genre on stories and then ask/say stupid things - Why did this character do that? Gee maybe your idiot self would know had you read the Authors notes like you were supposed too...they are there for a reason.

People who know I don't drink who try to get me to drink - WFT!!! Luchi is always telling me to go out and have a few drinks cause its fun and 'good for you'. I don't drink...'but still go and have some drinks'. Why is it so hard for people to accept that *gasp* there are people who don't drink in this world?

Immature people who call mature people bitchy for not laughing at their crude jokes - Why the hell do I have to laugh at your fucking poop jokes that weren't even remotely funny? Why does having a sense of maturity make me bitchy? So I don't laugh at your sense of humor, grow the fuck up and realize that not everyone has the same sense of humor. Nobody has to laugh at your stupid jokes and when they don't, that doesn't give you the right to further open your mouth.

When I say $15+ for delivery and they get $15.01 and want it for 10 miles away - I understand you want food and may be busy at home, but have the fucking courtesy to at least make the drive worth it. We have to run a restaurant and can't go all over hell to bring you one large pizza and some coke. Get off your ass and come get your small stupid order.

People who tell others to 'lighten up' or 'get a sense of humor' when they don't find something as funny as they did - What the hell? Why do I have to have your sense of humor? Why do I have to find something funny just because you did? There are people out there who think a broken bone is hilarious, but I bet most of you would be like 'why the hell are you joking at a time like this?' We all want to take pride in our 'originality' and yet we complain when people get offended when we tell a joke they don't like. I do so love our hypocritical society. If someone doesn't like your joke too freaking bad! We're not all supposed to be comedians.

People who think 666 refers to the devil - Learn some freaking history! The number refers to the Roman Emperor Nero. People believed he was the Antichrist and that the number was a code for him. However the Antichrist is NOT the devil, it is simply an "opponent of Christ" and yes there can be more than one! Nero was just a bad person, a corrupt mortal in power and people feared him. Nero was not the devil, but the number still belongs to him. So all the little 'neo-satanists' who yell 666 just get a laugh out of me and every person who actually has intelligence.

People who think Virginia Tech was the worst school ATTACK in history - The Bath Massacre will have its 80th anniversary on May 18, 2007. 38 elementary school children and 8 adults were killed when Andrew Kehoe blew up the school and his truck with explosives. I will give you that Virginia Tech was the worst 'shooting', but it was in no way the worst school attack in history. If people are going to talk about something at least learn the freaking history!

People who cry 'Racism' without looking deeper into the situation - The trailer for the movie '300' got a lot of people yelling that the movie was racist because it shows a black man being kicked into a very large hole in the ground up a white man. Never mind that this black man just insulted his wife (the Queen), tried to intimidate the people by waving the skulls of past foes around, and told the white guy (the King) that his people were going to be enslaved no matter what he did. Yeah... I think the black guy deserved to be kicked into that fucking hole. These stupid people who cry racism like the little girl cried wolf need to look before they speak. Retards ....no that's an insult to retards.

People who get mad when someone says 'I'm not a racist but...' followed by some racist sounding comment - You know the 'I'm not racist but why do black guys always wear their pants at their knees?' Or something like that. Many people get upset, saying that the person really is racist and is just trying to cover their arse. NO!!! They say they are not racist because their not, they made the statement before hand to try and stop people like you idiots from starting the whole "Your a racist" crusade, because if they hadn't it would have been the first thing out of your dumb mouths. Sadly it still is even when they make the point to say their NOT racist. They are just trying find an answer to something and that's what they want, not some stupid person giving them guff for asking a question that they themselves think is racist. By the way, if that is the very first thing that comes to their mind, what does that make them?

Cocacolonization - I hate the idea of globalization. We should not all be the same! No one culture, no one language, no one religion, no one nothing!!! We, as human beings, have created so many rich and beautiful cultures and languages, but because one group is selfish we all have to change? FUCK that! I do not think it should be required that everyone learn English... fuck you America! It should be required that everyone learn MORE then one language! It should be required that everyone experience another's culture. I have no problem with culture's taking from one another, don't mind the 'melting pot' at all, but I hate the fact that people think it should be one specific way. Talk about selfish people; they will surly end up in hell... you all do remember that Pride is a sin right?

Black people who riot - This is a specific dislike!! I was watching tv last night and on a show a black kid was killed by cops after HE shot at them. The police got off and the Black community did not like that they got off, no matter the evidence. So they started to destroy the city ...WHAT THE FUCK!! If there is evidence to say the kid shot a gun then he did. Just because you don't like the truth doesn't mean you can change it by destroying your OWN city. I never understood riots in the first place, but I do not understand this part of it. Nor do I have any respect at all for people who join in the riot solely so they can get away with doing something illegal..these people should be tortured. But come on Black community!! You may think that the police and everyone are "out to get you" but that doesn't mean they are! You get pissed because you think they are being prejudicial to you, but your being just as prejudicial by thinking that. Stop destroying your own city's because you don't wanna hear the truth. Oh and if it is a lie, your still destroying your own damn city!!!

People who think America is helping by invading other people's cultures - Are you really that naive? America is KILLING off other cultures so that they are the dominant one. This gives them soooo many advantages that they do NOT deserve. Just because its right for you does NOT make it right for everyone. The people of Paris should slaughter Mickey Mouse. That would be such a great thing.

People who are obsessed with school shooting for the wrong reasons - Lets get one thing straight school shootings are not "cool" and the shooters are not "god". If your thoughts are anywhere near that when it comes to school shootings then don't even think of talking to me. I am fascinated by school shootings because it is part of my field and I hope one day to use my knowledge to prevent them. If you want to discuss things that's fine, but if you come to me with "Eric is so hot and so cool cause he showed those kids blah blah" I will go off on you like a jaguar on an antelope....understand. Oh and if that doesn't sound 'scary' to you...consider the fact that a jaguar kills by biting right through the skull in one hit.

People who put video's in their profiles and then don't say what they are - This is so annoying. If I come across a video I like I wanna know what its called, who its by, etc. It is such an annoyance to have to leave the person a message simply to ask what it is, and even more so when they don't even know!! Do everyone a favor if you have a song or video playing in your profile, leave a damn note somewhere so we know what it is.

People who want you to give them a deal just cause they asked - I enjoying telling people who come into my work that you can't get the deal unless you have the coupon. These people act like they deserve something for doing nothing. Yeah your ordering from us great, we like you, but we're a business and we don't just give crap away. If you didn't wanna pay the price on the menu then you shouldn't have come in.

People who get mad at the slightest inconvenience - So Chris and I got yelled at by his mom for taking a shower at night and then leaving the towels on the floor. Why was she complaining? Because she stepped on a cold wet towel the next morning. Dear god lady stop bitching because something tiny like that happened. Its not like you stepped in crap or something like that. And the discomfort of stepping on the wet towel doesn't even last that long! What 5 seconds? Get a grip and come back to the land of the intelligent people. The world does NOT revolve around you!! (Note I love Chris' Mom, but everyone is annoying sometimes.)

Some people who have military or such discounts - I said SOME! I think its great that those people in the police, the military, etc. get discounts cause they risk their lives for us. However I dislike people who will only buy from you if you offer them a discount. Those people who call in and the first thing they ask is "do you have a military discount?"...I wanna reach through the phone and smack these people. Decide what you want then call that place, if they don't have a special discount cause your so special then to fucking bad. Its what you wanted isn't it? Not like a few extra dollars is gonna kill you, plus it saves us from having to deal with you complaining when we say no.

People who ask you to talk to someone else cause they think you can make them feel better - Being a psychologist, many of my friends have come to me and said "hey so and so is in a bad mood, could you talk with them?"...the short answer....NO! If they wanna talk they will come to me and talk, if they don't they won't. Simple. Leave them alone for god's sake will you! If they wanna be in a bad mood let them, its a natural part of life! Just because you feel bad that their in a bad mood doesn't me you or I can do anything about it.

Industrial music with no singing - And I do mean singing! Not the whole 'put a sound bite in there and we're good'. Without the singing its just fucking techno. Granted its heavier, but its still fucking techno. I have an extreme dislike for so called "bands" who call themselves bands when all they do is make music with no lyrics. This does not make you a band it makes you a freaking DJ! What's wrong with being a DJ? As DJ's these guys are great; as a band they suck. Come on people, stop exaggerating.

People who try and impose on someone else's life - Don't like the show, change the station. Don't like what your hearing, don't pay attention. Its so amazingly simple and yet certain dumb asses have to complain to those in power and so we get the FCC and such. They can kiss my arse. As I have said already, the world does NOT revolve around your egocentric brain. Your not god, stop trying to act like it.

Stupid people who get smoke breaks - Note that I said 'STUPID' people as not all are bad. Only those who complain about not being able to smoke and then take a 'smoke break' every half hour. Not only do hard working people have to pick up the slack during their numerous breaks, but also during their bitching to the boss about getting a break as well. I say people who get smoke breaks should be made to work twice as hard as those who don't get smoke breaks. Just because we don't suck on cancer sticks doesn't mean we should be doing your half of the work. Lazy, pathetic people....I hope those things kill you sooner rather than later.

Noise Ordinances - Life comes with a soundtrack, you don't like the music in your area..... move! Here's a thought, get some earplugs; its what they were invented for. No one should have to be quiet just because you don't like it. Get the stick out of your arse, the world doesn't revolve around you.

People who use the plural of a word when its singular (in normal conversation) - It's 'I spy' not 'I spies' or 'I study Wicca' not 'I study Wiccan'. Learn to talk the right way people. You were NOT taught bad English in school and frankly it makes you sound like you rode the short bus. Gain some intelligence please. Btw doing it to be cute only works so much.

Indecision - Sure we have a lot of different things to pick from today, but we also know what we like. Is it that freaking hard to pick between the chick and the fish? The red shirt and the blue? Come on people, stop wasting so much damn time on a decision that make absolutely NO difference in the long run. Food is food, clothes are clothes. Food is eaten and its gone, clothes are worn and disregarded. Use that time to do something useful with your life! This sure would save us from always being so busy cause we have "no time" in the day....gee I wonder where it all goes.

People who are so caught up in their beliefs they can't discuss them - You know the people.... they go on and on about the things they believe in and then when someone challenge's those belief's or wants to just have a general discussion about other options, they get so offended and can't understand how there could be anything different. Your view on something is not the only possible one and just because it is your view does not make it right in ANY way! Most things in this world are just a collection of circumstance and there is no right way of doing things. Save the dolphins this way, sure fine, but there is a, b, and c ways we can do it too. Stick to your guns when facing opposition, not help or friendly discussion.

People who can't accept a compliment - If someone says "that's a nice shirt, looks good on you" don't say "oh this old thing, I only wore it cause my nice clothes were dirty"....can't we just say thank you anymore?? Sure getting a compliment can make you feel embarrassed but don't make excuses, be happy that someone is complimenting you! The whole being embarrassed by compliments is another issue all together cause we, as people, get that way when attention is draw to us and we're not ready for it. It also happens because we, in today's world, can't seem to accept the good qualities in ourselves that others see.

People who can't appreciate the good qualities they have - This goes with the one above. If someone says you look nice, don't say "you're just being nice". We, as a society, have put so much emphasize on beauty and looking (and acting) like the famous people that we feel insecure about what we have. If someone says you look good or do something well it means you do in their eyes and that is something to be proud of!

Fat people in denial - If your fat...admit it! Your not "big-boned", "voluptuous", or "rubenesque"... your fat, your overweight, and obese! Granted I have complete respect for those who do have certain medical problems that make them overweight and that is a legitimate excuse, but if you did it to yourself than I have no respect when you can't just admit that your overweight. Nothing wrong with being fat and enjoying you for you, but if you can't admit that you are fat then your not being true to yourself and there for, not enjoying "you" completely.

Goth KIDS who think it's all about death and gloom - You tell others to get a life well how about you get one yourself. If life is so bad then do us a favor and end it, please! Being goth does not mean all death and blackness. I always laugh so hard when you little children complain that I'm "not goth" because I were colors and always seem happy. Most of you are not goth in this situation... its called EMO!!!

Social website profiles where every entry is on a new line - Talk about making a long freaking profile! Are we incapable of reading sentences now? Every little like, dislike, movie, word, whatever does NOT need its own line. Besides, that's what scroll boxes are for!!

People who say you can't be Bisexual unless you have dated or had sex with another man/woman - Go screw yourselves. Seriously. You spout all this "it's about love" stuff and then get mad when people say they would date the same sex but haven't yet? Ever think that maybe they just haven't found someone they like yet? It's about love isn't it?! Just because they haven't found someone of the same sex they enjoy enough to keep around does not mean their not Bi. It means their not doing it just to show off and get attention!!!

People who think that, in order to be a 'true' fan of something, you have to know everything little thing about it - I love a lot of bands, but I don't feel it's necessary to know every single detail about their personal lives. Nor do I feel I absolutely have to get an autograph or a picture with them to prove my devotion. Knowing everything about something is not what's important, the love you have for whatever or whoever is. If you like an actor then go to their movies, if you like a band then go to their shows. Don't freaking sit at home and brag about all the shit you think you know because most of it is probably internet garbage and gossip.

People on social websites who leave me pointless comments and then asking if I have AIM (or another message service) - Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, Stupid people!!! Is it really that hard to see the freaking LIST of my messenger names in the middle of my damn profile! Really... are you people that dumb? If so, don't talk to me.

People who drive with their brights or fog lights on when it's not needed - Turn the fuckers off you morons!! There is no reason to blind other people and cause an accident just because your eyes are so bad you can't see without a zillion watt bulb. And, if that is the case, then get the hell off the road as you obviously shouldn't be driving!

People who think that Dan Brown's novels (The Da Vinci Code, etc) are fact or try to disprove them - Its FICTION!!! Dan Brown's own website states clearly: "The Da Vinci Code is a novel and therefore a work of fiction. While the book's characters and their actions are obviously not real, the artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals depicted in this novel all exist (for example, Leonardo Da Vinci's paintings, the Gnostic Gospels, Hieros Gamos, etc.). These real elements are interpreted and debated by fictional characters." And, for those of you who ask about that "accuracy" claim on the first page... all you have to do is think about the Blair Witch and you'll have your answer. Dan Brown's website also states: "If you read the "FACT" page, you will see it clearly states that the documents, rituals, organization, artwork, and architecture in the novel all exist. The "FACT" page makes no statement whatsoever about any of the ancient theories discussed by fictional characters. Interpreting those ideas is left to the reader." Now stop freaking out because you're so insecure that you can't handle someone questioning what you believe.

Cops who think it is in their job description to be assholes - There is one cop where I live who, if he pulls you over for any reason, you're guaranteed to get the maximum ticket he can give you. Even for something as simple as not using your turn signal even if you're in the turn lane. He does his best to tack on anything he can and clearly abuses his power (I am sure every city has one just like him). A police officers motto is "SERVE and protect" not "They Serve, you protect". I understand needing to be tough on law breakers, but there is no need to be an ass when people just make a mistake, it happens... its called life.

Multi-Lane turn lanes - Meaning turn lanes, some with lines and some without where two cars can pull up next to each other and they both have to turn the same direction. It annoys me to no end when I am sitting there for a long time, waiting to turn, and some jack off in a huge van or something pulls up next to me, but farther out (like into the street almost), and blocks my view. And, of course, this means they get to pull out ahead of anyone who has been waiting longer (this is the same frustration I have with people who know they have to get over yet go all the way down to the very end and expect someone to let them in because they don't want to wait, and I just adore when no one lets them in because they all know the person is a total jackass!). I don't mind so much if they have a car or something smaller that I can see through, but it's just completely inconsiderate. That is why in lanes like this (ones without clear line markers of course) I pull into the middle so I know it won't happen. I've had people get really mad because they see a spot where they think I could have turned into and I didn't so they honk their horns at me. Sorry, but I don't turn out into moving traffic unless I think it's ok dumbass!

People who use the wrong turn lanes - This is mostly concerning Michigan left's (one way streets running parallel to each other with turn lanes every so often for each side). The turn lanes are designated to one side or the other by an off lane and a sign on the other side that says don't turn here. It's really very clear and self-explanitory. Yet, even so, some people on the other side of the road still turn into the wrong one. Granted, most don't because they are intelligent and pay attention, but for those who do use the wrong turn lane... Your turn lane is like 5 seconds down the road! Use it and stop causing accidents and screwing up traffic just because you're a fucking stupid idiot who shouldn't be driving in the first place!

Condescending people - I realize you have low self-esteem and need to build yourself up by putting others down, or perhaps your ego is just to large for your fat head, but what does it accomplish? Seriously, does making someone else feel like an idiot really make you feel all good and self-important inside? Every think about what that says about you? And I especially hate when teachers do this! People who are supposed to be teaching us new things aren't supposed to make us feel like crap when we ask a question because we don't understand it quite yet. "I went over it in class, why weren't you paying attention?" Sorry, but there are still some stupid and ignorant people left in the world so please be nicer to those who don't know as much as you think you do.

People who believe that Eve was the first woman - Genesis 1:27 - "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them" (this is before describing Eve being made of Adam's rib Genesis 2:22). Medieval Jewish folklore says that God created Lilith from the earth at the same time and in the same way as Adam. Lilith, however, deserted Adam when he refused to see her as an equal during sexual intercourse: "She said, 'I will not lie below,' and he said, 'I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.'" (the whole story proves that God and the bible are such a male creatation). This is taken from The Alphabet of Ben-Sira which also bears some other interesting, and some rather absurd, facts about Lilith and God: she could fly, God demanded she come back or he would sentence 100 of her children to die each day... seriously wtf "all-loving" God??, angels couldn't convince her to come back and be subservient so they planned to drown her in the sea... I am really losing the sense that Heavan is a happy, loving place you know?, she was created only to cause sickness to infants (if male she had dominion over him for eight days after his birth, and if female, for twenty days)... again wtf God?, she swore on God that no child would be harmed by her if they bore an angel's name or form on an amulet (if this is what she was created for then isn't she going against God's wishes? Somethings not right about that...), she accepted God's terms that 100 of her children would die each day (She was created equally and stood up to God, her own creator, to be seen as such. It's interesting to think that God is the one standing in the way of something like equality. Just more proof it's all a creation of men.).

People who think sex is bad or a sin - I trust you have read the one above this one. It is very clear that Adam, the very first human intiated the very first sexual act with the very first woman, Lilth. And premartial sex at that!!! There was no "marriage" between them, ever. You can't claim that they were "married in the eyes of God" because that leaves the act of marriage completely pointless. Man came out of the mold as a sexual being, God's "most favored creation", so shouldn't we be thinking the opposite? That sex is something God wants us to do? ...wait, no. That would cause even more trouble. Perhaps this one is a good thing...

People who write on bathroom stalls - Like I really care to see "Follow God" or "Don't follow the norm" or "I like so and so" while I am using the bathroom. I wish I could smack each and every one of these people who not only write on the walls, but RESPOND as well. Idiots...

People who don't stop/move for Ambulance's and cops - Someone needs help, get your ass out of the fucking way dipshit.

People who talk about TV shows as if it's real life - They are actors that are getting paid to say and do whatever happens on the show, its not real!

Young female's (around 20) who think their over weight if they weight under 140 - 130-140 is the average weight for a female of that age, you're not fat! Fat would be anything over that. Stop listening to those peer pressure tabloid idiots you hang out with!

Gawkers - Gawking means "to stare or gape stupidly" (dictionary.com) and that's what gawkers are... stupid! The last thing someone wants when they are in an accident or something is for you to stare at them and insert your opinion. Go the fuck away!!! And for fuck sake, put away your damn cellphones! Let people have a little peace after their tragedy please! This is probably one of my biggest dislikes ever!

Jaywalkers - You see the little white/yellow lines that go across the road to the other side? Walk there! I am sick of people just walking out in front of my car without paying attention, expecting me to stop on a dime and fuck up my brakes because they want to shave a few seconds off their walk time. If I could run them down, I would... every time.

People who don't read street signs - There is a sign in front of my street that says 'No Passing on Shoulder.' So what do they do? Pass on the shoulder! The reason for this sign? So people on my street can get on the fucking road! I love making people mad by pulling up so far that if they try to go around someone who is turning they get stuck and look like a dumbass. Not my fault you never learned to read.

People who associate the menstruation cycle to the moon - Just because they usually run the same length of time does not mean they have anything to do with each other.

People who, when they talk, every other word is a swear word - Really? You can't form even one real sentence? I realize you're angry and might have trouble getting the right words out but swearing over and over only makes you look immature and unintelligent. Please go home and practice your vocabulary.

People who put knives in wash sinks - Are people really that dumb?? Especially working in the food industry, where the sinks are constantly full of dirty, soapy water and you can't see what's in there. No one wants to reach into water and have their hand cut open because some idiot wasn't thinking or paying attention to what they were doing. And I have cut myself more than once because of these people, even after I have told them not to do it! Stop it!

People in suburbs who park in the street when their driveway is empty - This annoys me to no end! Use your driveway, that's what it's for!!! Parking in the street obstructs traffic and makes it harder to see down the road or if someone is in the street, which is dumb on their part in its own right. When I am driving down the road I want to drive down the road, not feel like I am on an obstacle course!

People who confuse majority with plurality - Plurality means you get the most votes, majority just means you have over half. Majority is the middle, not the top! So yeah, great, you're in the majority... that means only a few people have to change their minds before you're in the minority. Doesn't sound so great anymore does it?

People who talk about and make assumptions about people they don't know and/or can't possibly know - People just love to gossip about the latest celebrity news don't they? ...Stop fucking stalking/spying on people through the media!! People should not make assumptions based on what they see on the news, which is the least likely place to find anything truthful.

The terms 'supposed to (be)' and 'should (be)' - I am supposed to be whatever I want and I should be whatever I want. Who are you to say I should be something or I am supposed to be some way?? I am not your pet sheep!

The term 'human race' - You cannot call it the human race and then say different people are of different races. That would make it human races. To be 'the human race' there can be no white, black, Spanish, Indian, Jewish, and so on race.

People who do things out of spite - Think before you act. There is nothing worse than being pissed off and doing something you will regret later.

People who think it is human nature to be mean/angry/etc to others - This is simply an excuse to be mean to others for no reason. Stop using human nature as a backdrop for being an asshole.

People who think that if it's not in the mainstream media than it's not a big deal or not taken as a big deal - They don't talk about Hitler in the news anymore, does that mean it's no big deal? Didn't think so.

People who are mad at one person and take it out on another - If you're mad at Person A why be bitchy with Person B? They haven't done anything wrong and you're only causing a new problem rather than fixing one... real smart.

People who call the United States of America just 'America' - The USA is NOT the full landmass of America! There's North and South America; and hell, the United States doesn't even cover the full landmass of the North American contenient! If you want to use the word 'America' to describe nationality then you have to include everyone: people in Brazil are Americans as they are from South America. You can't even say 'North American' because Canadians live on the North American contenient too. Just say U.S.; other people will look at you as less of an ignorant prick.

The social system of the fantasy Drow race - It's matriarchal... yay. Take a closer look; the women (and the society as a whole) are described as evil, cruel, and vengful. The message here is: 'well what did you expect? women are evil, how could they possibly lead us in a peaceful and loving society?' This is a matriarchal societal system created by a man... that explains everything.

Women who yell about female abuse but laugh at male abuse - Talk about a double standard.

The phrase "Anti-Homophobia" - A phobia is an IRRATIONAL fear of something. The correct phrase is "Anti-HETEROSEXISM" which is discrimination against same-sex sexuality and relationships. Sure, homophobia is bad, but obviously you don't know how phobias work if you think that's the right term to use.

People who use words interchangeably that don't mean the same thing - Homophobia≠Heterosexism, Race≠Ethnicity, Sex≠Gender, Transsexual≠Transgender, Avatar≠Icon, Wiccan≠Pagan≠Witch, etc do NOT mean the same things. Be smart, look up the differences, and use the right word!

People who ask me 'how is so and so doing?' - I don't know, ask them!

Uncreative login names - Can't you get your mind working long enough to think of something better than "satansapwn" or "vampyrekitten"? I see login's and social networking profile names with "666", "blood", "satan", "black", "death", "necro", "vampire", "poison", yada yada and I just can't help but feel sorry that your not in the least bit creative.

People who say they are gamers but only play one game or don't play any at all - Playing just one game like Call of Duty or WoW for a year does not make you a gamer. Play some Ultima, Halo, Mortal Combat, Neverwinter Nights, Mario, Dungeon Siege, Pokemon, (insert a mass variety of other games) and then you can call yourself a gamer. One game does not a gamer make, it just makes you a player of one game!

People who believe in the word 'poser' and use it against EVERYONE! - Just because someone doesn't follow your definition of something does NOT make them a 'poser'. Other people follow their own rules, NOT yours! The only way I will use this word is with the original definition: "a baffling question or problem".

People who use words whose definitions have changed over time and don't know what they originally meant - Faggot is a bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together or a bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded or hammered into bars which later became a term for a cigarette. Bitch is term for a female dog. Put some slang words into dictionary.com and see what you come up with, more often than not, what you think you're saying is not what you're really saying. It makes you look really stupid when you're talking to intelligent people.

People who think social network sites are solely a dating service - Its called social networking, not social dating idiots. Your profile should be about you, not what you want in s guy/girl. Yes, you can meet people and fall in love on these sites, but that is not there original function. It is a place to meet new people and make friends; which is what should come before relationships anyway.

People how have hidden music playing in their social network profiles/websites - My gods is it annoying to have to listen to music that you don't like and can't turn off, especially if you're playing your own music at the same time. A small hint: if you want others to spend more than 5 seconds on your page = REMOVE THE FUCKING MUSIC!!

People who use stereotypes or judge people in groups - If all your friends are different in their own ways than so is everyone else!

People who say they don't believe in labels or stereotypes but then, when saying what they dislikes, go off about "preps" and such - What makes this sadly amusing is that these are also the same people who will claim to dislike hypocrites. Well deary, saying you hate stereotypes and then saying you hate preps makes you a big, fat hypocrite! If you're going to claim to dislike something, at least follow through.

Social network profiles that are so full of crap they don't tell you anything about the person - The point of a profile is to tell others about yourself. I don't care how much you believe a quiz that says you're a 'fire fairy' or a 'great kisser' tells us about you... it doesn't. All it says is that you're a fucking idiot.

People who hurt their friends - They're not friends if they hurt you. Period.

People who hurt my friends - You will die. Not literally of course, but damn near.

People who think they can hurt me when they aren't my friends - ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....hahahahahahaha.... that's all.

When my butt goes numb - o.0 yeah....that's it.

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