{"id":209,"date":"2010-03-18T18:09:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T22:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/?p=209"},"modified":"2013-06-09T21:34:36","modified_gmt":"2013-06-10T01:34:36","slug":"ocr-cancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/?p=209","title":{"rendered":"OCR Cancer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><strong>Original Character Reviewer Cancer<\/strong><br \/>\n(Confused? See last statements.)&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/center><br \/>\nIn these last few years I have noticed an extreme decline in the quality of OC reviews and the reviewers who give them. So here I proudly proclaim that I am OCR Cancer free!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"OCR Stamp\" src=\"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/wppa\/17.png\" \/><\/center><!--more--><br \/>\nMy mind is still open and functional, I have control of my opinions and still retain the ability to be perceptive and sensible. My ears are fully functional for listening and understanding another point of view is still a thought process I have available to me. My fingers are capable of giving thorough con crit reviews and my attention span is still long enough to focus on something for more than 5 minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I am thankful for my health, as are all the authors out there looking for help with their OC&#8217;s. I support the OC&#8217;s and if you do too, than proclaim yourself OCR Cancer free and stay that way!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Signs that you may have OCR Cancer:<\/strong><br \/>\n* Thin, brittle reviews that lack substance.<br \/>\n* Massive fatigue that inhibits the typing of more than a paragraph.<br \/>\n* Lazy eye that prevents focus on more than one small portion of a bio.<br \/>\n* Decreased brain function in the use of condescension.<br \/>\n* Constructive criticism deficiency.<br \/>\n* Delusions of Mary Sues and\/or cliches at every turn.<\/p>\n<p>Other symptoms may be out there&#8230; report them and spread the word!<\/p>\n<p>(&#8230;What does all this mean? It means that if someone asks me for a review on their OC I will give them a fair, honest, and objective review based on the merits of their character alone that will not be condescending, judgmental, or lacking in examples and suggestions. Don&#8217;t misunderstand, I will point out problems, but I won&#8217;t make you feel like a dumbass just because something doesn&#8217;t add up quite right. I am here to help you write, not be an ass like those with OCR Cancer and leave you ready to toss the whole story. I love both getting and giving OC reviews and I refuse to give in to these sub par reviews and people. Never settle, seek out a good reviewer and get a good review! Feel free to use the image above to declare yourself free of this unfortunate disease!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Original Character Reviewer Cancer (Confused? See last statements.)&nbsp; In these last few years I have noticed an extreme decline in the quality of OC reviews and the reviewers who give them. So here I proudly proclaim that I am OCR &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/?p=209\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[18,29,11],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-original-characters","tag-creativity","tag-fan-fiction","tag-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}