{"id":4777,"date":"2015-03-14T20:20:38","date_gmt":"2015-03-15T00:20:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/?p=4777"},"modified":"2015-04-12T15:52:55","modified_gmt":"2015-04-12T19:52:55","slug":"gotta-smile-for-those-bills-week-11-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/?p=4777","title":{"rendered":"Gotta SMILE for Those Bills (Week 11 &#8211; 2015)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week I&#8217;m doing a SMILE about strippers! Why? Because I can. Enjoy! (BTW, NSFW!)<\/p>\n<p>Starting off with the classic stripper&#8217;s anthem, here&#8217;s <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/M%C3%B6tley_Cr%C3%BCe\" target=\"_blank\">M\u00f6tley Cr\u00fce<\/a>\u2019s Girls, Girls, Girls<\/strong> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.azlyrics.com\/lyrics\/motleycrue\/girlsgirlsgirls.html\" target=\"_blank\">lyrics<\/a>). This song brings a bit of love to a thankless occupation. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"665\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/My_Darkest_Days\" target=\"_blank\">My Darkest Days<\/a>&#8216; Pornstar Dancing<\/strong> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.azlyrics.com\/lyrics\/mydarkestdays\/pornstardancing108243.html\" target=\"_blank\">lyrics<\/a>) is a similar style, but it lacks the appreciation. This song is all about the sexual.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"665\" height=\"374\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VdaKwt5cHEk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Flo_Rida\" target=\"_blank\">Flo Rida<\/a>&#8216;s Right Round<\/strong> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.azlyrics.com\/lyrics\/florida\/rightround.html\" target=\"_blank\">lyrics<\/a>) brings amazement into the mix. Strippers know how to work what they got, make no mistake about that. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"533\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CcCw1ggftuQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Usher_%28entertainer%29\" target=\"_blank\">Usher<\/a>&#8216;s I Don&#8217;t Mind<\/strong> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.azlyrics.com\/lyrics\/usher\/idontmind.html\" target=\"_blank\">lyrics<\/a>) brings us out of the fantasy and back to real life. I could <em>seriously<\/em> do without the Juicy J verse at the end, but the message of the song as a whole is the most important thing. (Sorry, no MV for this one!)<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"665\" height=\"374\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nSKUXqJ5l1k?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The last song of this week&#8217;s SMILE requires a sense of humor. <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bloodhound_Gang\" target=\"_blank\">Bloodhound Gang<\/a>&#8216;s A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying<\/strong> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.azlyrics.com\/lyrics\/bloodhoundgang\/alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying.html\" target=\"_blank\">lyrics<\/a>) is certainly not for everyone, but then again, when have Bloodhoud Gang every really done anything PC?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"533\" height=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/z3xpS9oJiMQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>What songs make you want to get up and get down? ^.~ And, be sure to include any SMILE suggestions you might have! ^^<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week I&#8217;m doing a SMILE about strippers! Why? Because I can. Enjoy! (BTW, NSFW!) Starting off with the classic stripper&#8217;s anthem, here&#8217;s M\u00f6tley Cr\u00fce\u2019s Girls, Girls, Girls (lyrics). This song brings a bit of love to a thankless occupation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-smiles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4777","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.novadestin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}