Yes that is sarcasm…
1. People who order from my place of business (pizza place) and want like 8-10 pizza’s in 10 minutes. …Any order over 6 we ask for at least a days notice so we can be sure we have enough prep and dough for other orders and such. I tell the first customer this and that its going to be at least a 45 minute wait; he is fine with this and we were slow so it wasn’t that big of a deal.
Then another guy calls… by that time we had already finished the other person’s order so I told him the same thing and let it slide. …Then another guy called for 11 pizzas. I told him it would be at least an hours wait (as the pervious order wasn’t even in the oven at that point) and that we require notice for large pizza orders… he got an attitude with me!
Seriously, if someone says “usually we require notice” but is still willing to take the order so long as your willing to wait then SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE HAPPY!!!!!
Everyone in the store who was working was really cranky at that point because these people kept fucking calling and wanting 9, 10 pizzas and we, as a small 2 store chain, can’t freaking handle that kind of stuff on short notice! Much less have that done in ten fucking minutes! It takes 10 minutes for 1 pizza to go through the oven and then you have to ADD time for each 2 pizza’s after that so yes it takes a fucking while if you want a lot of pizzas. Given the location the store is located at, which is surrounded by “privileged” ASSHOLES, I am not really surprised by the attitude that one guy gave me (all the others were understanding) but geez, think a little people! If you have a big event PLAN FOR IT AHEAD OF TIME!!!!!
2. People in “Question and Answer” groups and forums who attach to a completely arbitrary part of your question and throw everything off topic. I posted a question about how my boyfriend was being a jerk because he was insecure about my going out for a bite to eat with a male friend of mine. Now I posted in the body of the post that I knew women could be this way too but that I wanted to focus on the male aspect as my boyfriend was -you know- MALE, but because the header with my question was too “sexiest toward men” for some of them they just attached themselves to that and didn’t even say anything remotely useful about my actual post:
“Your headline is very sexist. It’s not just men. Women do this too. I had to stop talking to a lot of my good female friends online because of my wife’s jealousy.”
“Your boyfriend sucks but so does your sexism, so you two have fun together.”
Honestly, I get that I generalized a bit but that was part of the fucking point people! It’s calleddiscussing the issue and, yes people, you can just discuss one part of the issue (the male side) without covering the other. These are the people who are either 1) so afraid to say anything wrong that they just have to say everything is this that or the other thing (sexist, racist, biased, etc) or 2) they have nothing in their *cough*intelligence*cough* to contribute so they try to say something that makes them sound that way. …it doesn’t work.
I don’t get how you can call yourself a “discussion group” if you can’t handle anything more serious/complex than “what do you think of what happened on Idol last week?” Are we all so afraid these days to share our opinions on “sensitive” issues that we can’t even talk about them and that anyone who brings them up has to be labeled as the bad guy? …sorry, bad person! Ugh, these are the people who claim to give advice and then just fuck people up more so they can all just sew their mouths shut and cut off their fingers!